- President Skroob: From now on, I want all our evil plans to stop at phase one. We've got an enlarging ray, wonderful, maybe we could do other stuff with it, I could use it late at night, who knows...
- Dark Helmet: Eh, I'm sorry, it only works on ants.
- Lone Starr: [Lone Starr and Vespa are tied to the front of a tank] Uh, I know this is usually your line, but I think we're doomed.
- Princess Vespa: Then there is only one thing left to do: scream.
- Lone Starr: What good is that gonna do?
- Princess Vespa: [stutters] Well, I, eeh, I don't know, but it always works for me.
- [both take a deep breath and start screaming]
- Princess Vespa: Just call him, I mean doesn't Yogurt have a cellphone?
- Lone Starr: Eh, he does, but he doesn't know how to use it.
- Princess Vespa: [sighs] Sounds just like my dad.
- Barf: Look, maybe this was a waste of time. They're trapped inside a video game but obviously you wouldn't know the first thing about games.
- Yogurt: Are you kidding? I was the star fo the world's first educational game "Yogurt teaches typing A thru E"
- Barf: Why only A thru E?
- Yogurt: Showbusiness. Always leave 'em wanting more.