- Dark Helmet: Not so fast, Lone Starr and... and gypsy girl?
- Barf: Not gypsy, pirate!
- Dark Helmet: Oh? What's your name, Pirate girl?
- Barf: Black Barf.
- Dark Helmet: Sound like what happened after I ate too much lickorice.
- Dark Helmet: Why are you dressed like that?
- President Skroob: Well, it's a matter of budget. It seems we can only afford one costume per episode
- Princess Vespa: Listen, Lone Starr, when I loaned you the money to pay me back the money that you owed me, I expected to be paid.
- Lone Starr: You'll get your money, and your money.
- Princess Vespa: This is terrible!
- Lone Starr: I know, without my Schwarz...
- Princess Vespa: No, I mean Barf's hogging all my eyeliner.
- Barf: Frankly it looks better on me, sweetie.
- Princess Vespa: [sighs] Bitch.
- President Skroob: The immaterial has become... immaterial.
- Marlene: What does that mean, Scroobie?
- President Skroob: Well, it simply means that the non-material stuff has coalesced into the star vapor of...
- Marlene: I believe it means the supernatural has become irrelivant, thus playing on two meanings of the word immaterial.
- President Skroob: You know some men get turned on by brainy talk. I don't. So shut up.