Megamind (2010)
Ben Stiller: Bernard
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Quotes
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Bernard : [accidentally runs into Megamind with his cart] That's a pretty tasteless costume!
Megamind : Costume?
Bernard : Megamind's head is NOT that grossly exaggerated.
[Megamind scans Bernard with his gun and sets it to the 'dehydrate' mode]
Bernard : Oh, and you even made a cheap replica of his dehydration gun. How long...
[Megamind dehydrates him]
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[museum worker Bernard discovers Roxanne talking to Metro Man statue]
Bernard : Hey! We're closing soon.
Roxanne Ritchi : Oh! You scared me. Barry, right?
Bernard : Bernard.
Roxanne Ritchi : Bernard! I was just, well, I was talking to... myself. You probably think I'm a little bit nuts.
Bernard : I'm not allowed to insult guests directly.