American Dad! (TV Series)

When a Stan Loves a Woman (2007)

Paget Brewster: Joanna

Quotes 

• Joanna : Oh, a wedding. Lots of guys are afraid of commitment.

  Stan Smith : I'm not. I'll commit to anything. I'm on a six-year cell phone plan.

  Joanna : I've a 14-year gym membership.

  Stan Smith : I have a lifetime subscription to Ebony. Checked the wrong box. Not giving it up.