American Dad! (TV Series)

When a Stan Loves a Woman (2007)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan

Quotes 

• Stan Smith : I've never slept with anyone except you. But you... you have a sex garden that was on the cover of Sex Garden magazine.

  Francine Smith : Oh, is that what this is about? My past? Stan, that was just sex. Sex without love is meaningless.

  Stan Smith : Francine, I'm listening to you talk, I'm looking in your eyes, but all I can see is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began.

• Joanna : Oh, a wedding. Lots of guys are afraid of commitment.

  Stan Smith : I'm not. I'll commit to anything. I'm on a six-year cell phone plan.

  Joanna : I've a 14-year gym membership.

  Stan Smith : I have a lifetime subscription to Ebony. Checked the wrong box. Not giving it up.

• Roger the Alien : [Persian Club Shark]  My cousin makes porno and I think you girls should get involved, I hear it makes you feel really good about yourself.