- Luther Hargreeves: Look, you want to go save the world? Knock yourself out. All right? I already got a job.
- Number Five: Wait, you work in this shithole?
- Luther Hargreeves: Yeah. Well, my boss owns the place. I'm his body man.
- Number Five: What's that? Like a masseuse or something?
- Lila Pitts: [to Diego] I know everything about you. You are an open book written for very dumb children.
- Number Five: Look, you can either stay here and wait for the IKEA mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me.
- Number Five: What is wrong with you? I just told you the world's going to end in ten days.
- Luther Hargreeves: Yeah, well, you're always saying that.
- Number Five: And so far I've been right!