- Robert Hanson: [about fondue pots] I'll take this one.
- Frankie Bergstein: This one is missing a fork, and it has a leak.
- Robert Hanson: Well, why don't you throw it out?
- Frankie Bergstein: Would you throw out a child who's missing a fork and had a leak?
- Coyote Bergstein: Okay, before you say something else mean I'm seeing somebody.
- Nwabudike Bergstein: [incredulous] Hold on. You text me when you perfectly toast a bagel, but not to tell me that you're seeing someone?
- Frankie Bergstein: If you can't talk to your husband about sex, then you really aren't doing things differently this time.
- Grace Hanson: [exhales] Oh, my God, you are right... Wait a minute, you were hit by a forklift?
- Frankie Bergstein: Ah, you should see the other guy.
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- Frankie Bergstein: And so, without further dramatic pause... Oh, one more... I give you the
- [unveils her product diagram]
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- [muffled cheering sound]
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