- Major Man: I set up up all those other disasters, so I can go in, save everyone, and get all the fame and glory. NOW, PLEASE HELP!
- towns people: GASP
- Blossom: You mean, the giant fire?
- Major Man: I started it.
- towns people: GASP
- Buttercup: The robber and the old lady?
- Major Man: My cousin and grandmother.
- towns people: GASP
- Bubbles: The train wreck?
- Major Man: Bent the tracks.
- towns people: GASP
- Blossom: And the kids who beat up the old man?
- Major Man: Paid them.
- towns people: BOO!