- Reporter: [narrating] Dateline: summertime. And Supergranny Smith plus Willie are about to enjoy a day in sleepy Paddleton upon Sea.
- Police Sergeant: Down you go Norman, for Queen and country.
- PC Norman: But why me, Sarge?
- Police Sergeant: How many stripes have I got, Norman?
- PC Norman: Three, Sarge.
- Police Sergeant: And how many stripes have you got, Norman?
- PC Norman: None, Sarge.
- Police Sergeant: Well that's why you got to go down and, and...
- PC Norman: But it's a long way down!
- Police Sergeant: Never mind about that, just get going.
- Police Sergeant: Good job you were here, Supergran.
- Supergran: Yeah, well, big strong men sometimes need wee frail women to give them a helping hand, eh, Sergeant?
- Police Sergeant: Pull yourself together, Norman!
- PC Norman: [collapsing at his feet] Oh Sarge...
- Police Sergeant: Now listen, madam. Is this Darlykins champion at Krufsts for instance?
- Mrs. Groggelbank: No.
- Police Sergeant: Is he a very rare breed?
- Mrs. Groggelbank: No.
- Police Sergeant: Or is little Tootiepegs made of precious jewels?
- Mrs. Groggelbank: Of course not.
- Police Sergeant: Than why on earth should anyone want to steal this particular dog?
- Mrs. Groggelbank: That's for you to find out then isn't it, Sergeant?