- Ronald McDonald aka The Great Renaldo: There was a time when I was a great magician, once, Supergran...
- Clinging Ivey: 'e still is.
- Ronald McDonald aka The Great Renaldo: Oh, I can't make make anything disappear anymore. I mean, everyone had heard of the Great Renaldo...
- Clinging Ivey: They 'ave now!
- Ronald McDonald aka The Great Renaldo: [feeling very sorry for himself] Oh!
- Supergran: And then what happened, Ronald?
- Ronald McDonald aka The Great Renaldo: Fabulous O'Finnigan happened, Supergran.
- Clinging Ivey: Now you be daddy's brave little soldier and get up there, onto that bloomin' stage and wow them! 'Else mummy's gonna be really cross.
- [Ronald's face saddens]
- Clinging Ivey: No, no, darling, not really... just a bit livid.
- Tub: But why do we have to go to the theater tonight, uncle?
- Scunner Campbell: Because tonight we'lll see that mingebag meet her Waterloo.
- Noodles: Waterloo, boss? I thought you said it was a theater, not a railway station?