Super Gran (TV Series)

Supergran and the Media Star (1987)

Michael Medwin: Cecil Smarm

Quotes 

• Cecil Smarm : Now, over to you, Campbell children. And your first question is: Where are the Andes?

  The Scunner Campbell : Well, the, eh...

  [coughs] 

  Noodles : On the end of your armies?

  Cecil Smarm : Wrong, I'm afraid, Desdemona.

  [a bucket of sludge is emptied on 'Desdemona's head] 

• Cecil Smarm : Quiet, you vermin viewer. How dare you interrupt me. Me, the master of syruppy charm?

  Petunia Preston : Oi, don't you talk to me like that, you bryl-creamed big-headed bragger!

• Cecil Smarm : You don't realise what it is being a megastar, signing all those autographs, eating big free lunches...

  Supergran : Oh, it must be a hard life, Mr. Smarm.

  Supergran : Oh it is, Supergran, it is!

  [breaks down and cries]