Super Gran (TV Series)
Supergran and the Missing Hissing (1985)
Iain Cuthbertson: The Scunner Campbell
Quotes
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The Scunner Campbell : Today I love everybody, even you, Fag Ash Lil! Is this the face that launced a thousand chips?
[he laughs, but Lil does not]
Fag Ash Lil : Are you gonna pay for them coffees or aren't you?
The Scunner Campbell : Not only will I pay it, but here for you Fag Ash, is a very large tip.
[hands over a coin]
Fag Ash Lil : 5p?
The Scunner Campbell : I know, I know, I just can't help being generous today.
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The Scunner Campbell : So we can't find the real Cyril, we'll just get a replacement.
Noodles : Where from, boss?
The Scunner Campbell : Why were do snakes usually hide out, eh?
Noodles : The jungle, boss?
The Scunner Campbell : Nearer than that, you pop-eyed prune...
Noodles : Eh...
The Scunner Campbell : Why, Chisleton Zoo!
[they both laugh]
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Zoo Keeper : Here, hey, where are you going with my tropical forests?
The Scunner Campbell : Drop 'em!
[they drop the flower pots and run for it]
Zoo Keeper : Not in front of the children!
[to camera]
Zoo Keeper : Dirty devil.
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The Scunner Campbell : One snake, answering to the name of Cyril. Duly returned to his owner.
Petunia Preston : You stupid...
The Scunner Campbell : [continues] So hand over the big reward right away, there's a good Dandylion.
Petunia Preston : It's not dandylion, it's Petunia. Petunia Preston.
The Scunner Campbell : I knew it was some rotten flower.