Super Gran (TV Series)

Supergran and the Missing Hissing (1985)

Spike Milligan: Zoo Keeper

Quotes 

• Zoo Keeper : [indicating a blue brush in the animal pen]  Over there we have Dick, the flightless hedgehog.

• Zoo Keeper : Up there is a sparrow, unnamed. Because he's an intruder in here.

• Zoo Keeper : Here, hey, where are you going with my tropical forests?

  The Scunner Campbell : Drop 'em!

  [they drop the flower pots and run for it] 

  Zoo Keeper : Not in front of the children!

  [to camera] 

  Zoo Keeper : Dirty devil.

• Zoo Keeper : Follow, quick, follow Brenda's knickers! Quick.

• Zoo Keeper : Stop. Those are the snake knickers.

  Pc Rupert Leekie : There's no snakes nor knickers.

  Zoo Keeper : You fool, you'll never get a promotion like that. Those are the robbers.

• Zoo Keeper : [to Brenda the Boa-constrictor]  You're lucky you're not a handbag by now.