Super Gran (TV Series)

Supergran and the Raving Beauty Contest (1985)

Alan Snell: The Muscles

Quotes 

• The Scunner Campbell : Right, we're entering a beauty contest.

  Noodles : But we don't know nothing about beauty contests, boss.

  The Scunner Campbell : Well what's that got to do with it, you bleach haired barnacle? All we got to do is make sure our candidate wins, right?

• Noodles : [catching their first glimpse of Wanda]  Blimey.

  Tub : She's gonna win the Chisleton Beauty contest, uncle?

  The Scunner Campbell : This could call for desperate measures, lads.

• The Scunner Campbell : Just leave it to me, blue eyes.

  Wanda : Oh!

  [giggles and walks off] 

  Noodles : Cross eyes, more like, eh?