- Postman Pugh: I don't believe it! A Supergran. on a skateboard. With X-Ray eyes. It must be them pickles onions I had last night.
- Edison: But grandad?
- Inventor Black: Yes, Edison?
- Edison: What is your latest, greatest invention?
- Inventor Black: It's outside, tied up to Queen Victoria.
- Inventor Black: Better make straight for Chisleton park, Supergran.
- Supergran: What's that?
- Inventor Black: I haven't got any roadtax or numberplates for the Skimmer yet.
- Supergran: Haha, that's nothing. I haven't got a driving license, either.
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: Morning all.
- Supergran: Ah, good morning to you too, constable.
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: May I see your driving license, certificate of insurance, etc?
- Supergran: Oh, no, we've nothing like that, laddy.
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: Nothing like that, eh? Lovely job. By the time I've finished with you lot, I could win the canteen cup for constable of the week.
- Clint: Eh, I hate to say this, boss, but there's this eh, little sweet old lady standing on the bridge, looks like she's gonna jump off.
- Scunner Campbell: That's no sweet little old lady, that's the haggis-head herself, that's Supergran!