Super Gran (TV Series)

Supergran and the Super Match (1985)

Iain Cuthbertson: The Scunner Campbell

Quotes 

• Tub : What are you going to do, uncle? I mean, you haven't got 2.000 pounds, have you?

  Scunner Campbell : No, not quite. More like 65p.

• Scunner Campbell : Ten-Nill down at half time. There's nothing left for me now.

  [sighs] 

  Scunner Campbell : Perhaps a carefully aimed champagne cork will end it all for me...

• Scunner Campbell : One more please, one more... For the sake of my exquisite capped teeth... and Vincent Eleven's knuckles...