Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Smooth as a Ken Doll (2007)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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Quotes 

• Myra : [Charlie and Myra are about to have sex]  I don't want to put any pressure on you, but... I'm a virgin.

  Charlie Harper : [incredulous]  You are?

  Myra : You've got to stop sleeping with dumb girls. It's starting to rub off on you.

• Alan Harper : You know, Charlie, there's a special section in hell reserved for people like you.

  Charlie Harper : That's good. Because I'd hate to have to stand on line.