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Quotes
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Freddie Benson : Keep your hands off my AV equipment.
Sam : You mean I can't play with the white balance on your super-di-dupity camcorder?
Freddie Benson : Oh sure! Everybody jokes about the white balance until there skin tones go magenta.
Sam : [clears her throat] Carly will never love you.
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Carly : Cool you got a new cell phone.
Freddie Benson : You can have it!
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Freddie Benson : I am over it, seriously, I'm in love with you, you just wanna be friends and I'm totally cool with living with that constant pain.
Carly : Oh god.
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Sam : Hey look, you invited the doof.
Carly : Sam...
Freddie Benson : Aww man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.
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Sam : Thanks to our dorky friend Freddie...
Freddie Benson : That's disrespectful!
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Freddie Benson : [while being dragged from his apartment to Carly's] Ahh! Quit it Sam! Let go of my foot! Too much FRICTION! Let go! What is the matter with you!
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Freddie Benson : [talking about iCarly] And you're gonna need a technical producer right? Set up the lights, audio, work the camera...
Sam : Awww... he wants to be our geek.
Freddie Benson : Gahh! You got a big mouth lady!