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Quotes
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Freddie Benson : Keep your hands off my AV equipment.
Sam : You mean I can't play with the white balance on your super-di-dupity camcorder?
Freddie Benson : Oh sure! Everybody jokes about the white balance until there skin tones go magenta.
Sam : [clears her throat] Carly will never love you.
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[on the iCarly webcast]
Carly : Okay, this first kid we're gonna show you can take a glass of milk...
Sam : -this is so deliciously gross...
Carly : -snort the milk up into his nose...
Sam : And it's the best thing ever!
Carly : And then make the milk squirt out of his eyes!
Sam : I wanna MARRY this boy!
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Sam : She's Carly!
Carly Shay : She's Sam!
Sam : Sam I am!
Carly Shay : [pointing at each other] Carly, Sam...
Sam : I think they're clear.
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Sam : Hey look, you invited the doof.
Carly : Sam...
Freddie Benson : Aww man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.
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Sam : Why do they put a bone right in the middle of a ham?
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Sam : Thanks to our dorky friend Freddie...
Freddie Benson : That's disrespectful!
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Freddie Benson : [talking about iCarly] And you're gonna need a technical producer right? Set up the lights, audio, work the camera...
Sam : Awww... he wants to be our geek.
Freddie Benson : Gahh! You got a big mouth lady!