- Freddie Benson: Keep your hands off my AV equipment.
- Sam: You mean I can't play with the white balance on your super-di-dupity camcorder?
- Freddie Benson: Oh sure! Everybody jokes about the white balance until there skin tones go magenta.
- Sam: [clears her throat] Carly will never love you.
- Carly: Would you let me borrow your video camera?
- Spencer Shay: I would.
- Carly: Awesome
- Spencer Shay: Though I can't.
- Carly: Why not?
- Spencer Shay: I made it into a squirrel.
- Freddie Benson: I am over it, seriously, I'm in love with you, you just wanna be friends and I'm totally cool with living with that constant pain.
- Carly: Oh god.
- Sam: She's Carly!
- Carly Shay: She's Sam!
- Sam: Sam I am!
- Carly Shay: [pointing at each other] Carly, Sam...
- Sam: I think they're clear.
- Sam: Hey look, you invited the doof.
- Carly: Sam...
- Freddie Benson: Aww man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.
- Freddie Benson: [while being dragged from his apartment to Carly's] Ahh! Quit it Sam! Let go of my foot! Too much FRICTION! Let go! What is the matter with you!
- Freddie Benson: [talking about iCarly] And you're gonna need a technical producer right? Set up the lights, audio, work the camera...
- Sam: Awww... he wants to be our geek.
- Freddie Benson: Gahh! You got a big mouth lady!