Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Jason Mewes: Lester

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Quotes 

• Zack Brown : What's your name?

  Lester : Lester. Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.

  Zack Brown : Wow. That's a great porn name.

  Lester : I get to pick a porn name? Then I want to be called Pete Jones.

  [later seen on the DVD cover of "Swallow My Cockuccino" spelt as "Pete Jonze"] 

• Lester : [after Zack and Miri's passionate scene has ended]  Way to fuck, Zack!

• Lester : I even tried to talk her into givin' me the fuckin' Dutch Rudder... shot me down on that, too.

  Zack Brown : And a Dutch Rudder is...?

  Lester : You don't know what a Dutch Rudder - alright, you grab your dick, and then you have somebody else work your arm. Here, lemme show you. Grab my arm, I'm grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm... now work it. Work it. Work my arm. See that shit? Now work it up and down. See that? It's like somebody else is jerking you off.

• Lester : [acting in the porno]  I'd like a double espresso so I can stay up all night... 'cos I'm in the mood to fuck!

• Zack : You, my friend, are the lead role of Lubed Guy-Baller.

  Delaney : Man, he's gonna be balling dudes? I thought you said this was boys on girls.

  Lester : If I have to fuck a guy, okay, but I'd rather fuck a girl.

  Delaney : What's wrong with you, boy?

• Lester : Hey Stacey. You like dogs?

  Stacey : Yeah. Especially pocket dogs.

  Lester : Oh. I really liked porking you. It made my dick feel good.

  Stacey : Me too. Except for the dick part because I don't have one but the good part.

  Lester : Cool. Well, see ya.

  Stacey : Bye.