Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Katie Morgan: Stacey

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Quotes 

• Zack Brown : This is just the beginning, guys. If Star Whores works and *it will*, we are set up for sequels galore. The Empire Strikes Ass.

  Miriam Linky : Return of the Brown Eye.

  Deacon : The Phantom Man Ass.

  Delaney : And Revenge of the Shit: The All Anal Final Chapter.

  [awkward silence] 

  Zack Brown : ...okay.

  Delaney : Revenge of the Shit, you got it?

  Miriam Linky : No, yeah we got it.

  Stacey : Ew.

  Delaney : [under his breath]  Fuck you, mothafuckas.

• Drunk Customer : [is waiting for his coffee, and notices Stacey's breasts]  Oh. Hey.

  Stacey : [awkwardly]  Hey.

• Lester : Hey Stacey. You like dogs?

  Stacey : Yeah. Especially pocket dogs.

  Lester : Oh. I really liked porking you. It made my dick feel good.

  Stacey : Me too. Except for the dick part because I don't have one but the good part.

  Lester : Cool. Well, see ya.

  Stacey : Bye.