American Dad! (TV Series)
The Magnificent Steven (2007)
Curtis Armstrong: Snot Lonstein
Quotes
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Snot : Erm, I'm not trying to compare Dads. I'm just saying that yours is in his underwear swatting at invisible owls
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Stan Smith : [driven mad by the tainted beef he's eating] You boys see these owls?
[starting to swat at invisible owls]
Stan Smith : Get out of here, owls! Stop pecking at my face, I will not buy your encyclopedias! I can't read your language, I can only speak it!
[starts to screech]
Steve Smith : Okay, that's weird.
Snot : You know, this would never have happened if we went to my house after school, but no!, you guys are too creeped out by my mom's wooden foot.
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Gym Teacher : Now everyone hug and share a secret.
Steve Smith : [Hugging Snot] I'm afraid of moths.
Snot : [Hugging Steve] My therapist says I'm a bad kisser.