- Kyle: Hey.
- Lori Trager: Hey mood swing. What's go you all peppy?
- Kyle: I'm going to the dance with Amanda.
- Lori Trager: You have a date with Amanda?
- Kyle: No. It's not a date.
- Lori Trager: How do you know?
- Kyle: She said she's doing me a favor.
- Amanda Bloom: Did you see that?
- Kyle: No.
- Amanda Bloom: They lights they...
- Kyle: What lights?
- Amanda Bloom: Oh. Wow.
- Amanda Bloom: Are you okay?
- Kyle: Not really.
- Amanda Bloom: Kyle it's okay if you don't want to go to the dance with me. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable by asking you.
- Kyle: I do want to go to the dance with you.
- Amanda Bloom: Then, why are you acting so weird?
- Kyle: Nichole says it's because I like you.
- Amanda Bloom: You do?
- Kyle: Of course. Don't you like me?
- Amanda Bloom: Yeah, I like you. So we're going to the dance together and you're okay with it?
- Kyle: It's the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.
- Josh Trager: You make fun of me, you put me down, and you always have to have the last word.
- Andy Jensen: I thought that was our thing.
- Josh Trager: We have a thing?
- Amanda Bloom: These are for you.
- Kyle: Why?
- Amanda Bloom: Well let's see a piano mysteriously showed up in my living room last night. When I asked my mom how it got there she rolled her eyes in annoyance.
- Kyle: She did.
- Amanda Bloom: The only person who could annoy her like that is you. Ergo flowers.
- Jessi XX: Is Lori your friend?
- Declan McDonough: You want to talk about Lori?
- Jessi XX: She's being nice to me and my sister said I have to make friends.
- Declan McDonough: You are.
- Declan McDonough: [kisses jessi again]
- Jessi XX: What about Kyle? Is he your friend?
- Declan McDonough: He used to be. Friends are overrated.
- Emily Hollander: [Emily walks in on Jessi and Declan making out] Jessi what the hell are you doing?
- Jessi XX: Making friends.
- Charlie Tanner: Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and boys. Thank you for coming out, literally, to this very gay event and by gay, I don't mean happy. I mean oh so very homosexual.
- Charlie Tanner: When did you two ladies jump on the lesbian granola bus?
- Lori Trager: I don't know, Hils. Want to give it a try?
- Hillary: I've always wanted to be a granola lesbian.
- [Lori and Hillary kiss]
- Lori Trager: If only to never kiss homophobic cheating jerks like yourself ever again.