I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson (TV Series)

Has This Ever Happened to You? (2019)

Sam Richardson: Baby of the Year Host

Quotes 

• Greg : Alright, that's it. I have to get this off my chest.

  [reading] 

  Greg : Earlier today, when I was waiting to use the private bathroom, I witnessed Michael Patrick Porkins' father performing oral on the mystery judge of the competition. I've been conflicted about whether to say anything, because I feel like Michael Patrick Porkins could win it even without the oral. His father didn't need to do the oral! And that is why this is so tough... for me to tell about the oral.

  Baby of the Year Host : Ah man, that's a bummer. Might fuck this whole thing up. Alright, while the judges make their decisions, let's watch our In Memoriam segment.

  Greg : Oh no...

  Baby of the Year Host : Calm down, they're old ones! They don't stay babies forever, y'idiot. Fuckin'... stupid... asshole.

• Baby of the Year Host : Let's hear once again from the babies' pediatrician.

  Dr. Skull : Baby Porkins is 99th percentile in weight, and 10th percentile in height.

  Baby of the Year Host : Ooo-hoo! We've got a certified choad on our hands. Little tuna can.

  Dr. Skull : Baby Fubbins is also 90th percentile in weight.

  Baby of the Year Host : Ooh, another choad!

  Dr. Skull : Mr. Jarvis is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met. He has a massive underbite, and completely flat back of the head.

  Audience member : I hope you fucking die, Harley Jarvis!

  Baby of the Year Host : Get him... out of here!

  Dr. Skull : I'm honestly done. I don't want to read anymore.