How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Something Blue (2007)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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• Barney Stinson : [overhears Robin and Ted discussing a secret they have been keeping]  Tell people what? Tell people what? Tell people what? Tell people what? Tell people what? Tell people what? Tell people what? Tell people what?

• Barney : Ladies and Gentlemen- for the first time ever, Marshall Eriksen and Lily Aldrin!

  Lily : Does it make you kinda sad that we don't share the same last name?

  Marshall : You know- in a totally evolved, 21st century kinda way, yeah, a little.

  Lily : You know what we should do? We should come up with a whole new last name.

  Marshall : Oh, that's easy- Lily and Marshall Skywalker.

  Lily : Lily and Marshall Hasselhoff.

  Marshall : I got it! You ready? You ready? Lily and Marshall Awesome. Have you met the Awesomes? Marshall, Lily, their son Totally, and their daughter Freakin'?

  Lily : [laughs]  I love you, Mr. Awesome.

  Marshall : I love you, Mrs. Awesome.

• [last lines] 

  Barney : Ted?

  Ted Mosby : Yes Barney?

  Barney : Do you think... Do you think you might need a wingman again?

  Ted Mosby : I do.

  Barney : Yes! Yes! We're back! We... Are... Back! And Ted, my boy, it's gonna be legend - wait for it...

• Barney Stinson : I'm really sorry about you and Robin. I know I was always joking around about wanting you two to break up, but you were really good together.

  Ted Mosby : Yeah. We were. She just wasn't the one, you know?

  Barney Stinson : "The one." Oh, Ted, no! Do not tell me you're gonna start searching for the one again. The only time I wanna hear you saying "the one" is if it's followed by the word "hundred." What up?

• Barney Stinson : Say the story's not over! Oh, God, this is the 12th most worried I've ever been that someone's pregnant.

• Wedding Videographer : [trying to get Barney to say something for the camera]  Anything you want to say to the bride and groom?

  Barney Stinson : [just been told Robin found an engagement ring while having dinner with Ted]  Don't get married!

• Barney Stinson : [wedding videographer tries again]  Getting married... Having kids... It's all a mistake... Horibble, horibble mistake!

  Wedding Videographer : God, this guy is giving me nothing!

• Barney Stinson : You are going to miss out on a lot of awesome stuff. You'll be at home with the kid while I am out awesome-ing all over the place. And you're going to get fat.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Well, you say you want to move to Argentina, but you want to have kids.

  Ted Mosby : Oh, right. 'Cause there are no kids there. On Santa's map of the world, there's a big black "X" over Argentina.

  Robin Scherbatsky : You know what I mean.

  Ted Mosby : No, I don't. Okay, say we had kids. They wouldn't have to grow up in some suburb somewhere. They would grow up on the road having adventures with us. Think of all the Hard Rock Cafe T-shirts they could collect.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Ted, you know that kids were never a part of my plan. But if I was going to have someone's babies, I'd have your babies.

  Barney Stinson : [At the wedding]  That's when you run. Tell me you ran, Ted!