- [Betty and Henry are trying to have a romantic moment in the copy room]
- Amanda Tanen: Who is hogging the -?
- [gasps]
- Amanda Tanen: Oh, dorkus interuptus.
- Betty Suarez, Henry Grubstick: GET OUT!
- Amanda Tanen: [exits] Hey, everyone, Betty's in heat!
- [Daniel's lie to Betty has been exposed, as well as his new drug addiction]
- Daniel Meade: I know, you're disappointed.
- Betty Suarez: No, Daniel! I am *way past* disappointed!
- [Betty storms out]
- Angélica: Okay, I just checked her file, she had her cleaning two months ago. Her insurance will not cover this every six months.
- Diane: Rinse and spit, Angélica, just put it through. Where's your sense of romance? She's doing this for the man she loves.
- [to Betty]
- Diane: Ooh, we should give you pink rubber bands.
- Betty Suarez: Ooh, yeah, that would be really fun!
- Angélica: Dentistry is not about fun.
- [to Diane]
- Angélica: You always think that you can bend all the rules because you're pretty... and blonde.
- [exits]
- Betty Suarez: Is she okay?
- Diane: She's just mad because we had a nitrous party the other night and we didn't invite her.
- Angélica: That was unethical and costly.
- Diane: BACK TO YOUR CAVE, SHREK!
- Diane: [to Betty, who is cleaning her teeth with dental instruments] Don't put that in your mouth, I just cleaned my nails with it. Kidding!
- Diane: Okay, maybe I do escape to the movies more often than I should, but this is your movie, Betty?
- Betty Suarez: It is?
- Diane: This is your chance for the happy ending you always wanted.
- Betty Suarez: Yeah.
- Diane: Now go home and put on some totally cute top and run a brush through that hair, or maybe a hat and go and stop that plane. You're Drew Barrymore!
- Betty Suarez: Okay.
- [exits but then enters again]
- Betty Suarez: Wait, I have my nephew's show tonight and I don't have the flight number and what about security, I...
- Diane: Drew Barrymore!