Mr. Widget (1935)

Joe Cook: Joe Widget

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• Joe Widget : [Giving speech]  Ladies and gentlemen, I haven't got much to say, but I will say this... that there is really nothing to say, except that very little remains to be said. Of course on the other hand, let me say, that while I have nothing further to say, the following might be said, namely, that there is nothing more to say.

• Joe Widget : Where are my rubbers?

  Secretary : In the top drawer, Mr. Widget.