The Whitest Kids U'Know (TV Series)

Episode #1.5 (2007)

Trevor Moore: Various

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• [A man lies on the ground dying, having just been accidentally shot by a hunter] 

  Jerry Bronham : Whoa, Bob, that was definitely not a deer.

  Dying Man : You gotta get help!

  Bob : Just hang tight, man, I'm gonna go get help right now!

  Jerry Bronham : Whoa, whoa, whoa, Bob, let's take a minute to think this thing through.

  Bob : What's there to think about?

  Jerry Bronham : Oh, I don't know. A man is shot, we have guns, and you want to go get other people?

  Bob : We've gotta notify the authorities!

  Jerry Bronham : See, those are the exact people I wouldn't really want to be here.

• Dying Man : I'm a very wealthy man!

  Jerry Bronham : Wealthy man mean good lawyers, Bob, the decision's getting easier all the time!

  Dying Man : I have children! I have three sons at home!

  Jerry Bronham : Three sons grow up to be three grown men, Bob, grown men with vendetta's against their father's murderers...

  Dying Man : Help! Jesus!

  Jerry Bronham : Uh oh, Bob, he's getting Jesus involved! Better hurry, it only takes Jesus 4.5 seconds to get to earth!