Freelancers (TV Series)

Video Production Company (2019)

Matthew Meese: Ryan

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Quotes 

• Ryan : Oh, pandas, you've done it again.

• Owen Darby : Ryan, doesn't your mom sell insurance?

  Ryan : It's my grandma, and she does not.

• Ryan : Don't worry, Zona. Things always go wrong for us, then somehow people keep paying us. Not enough - I don't have enough money for my heart medication - but I do have hope! Except when I'm afraid, which is always, so I never have hope. Why would I? Things are bad. It is a hopeless netherscape out there, and we but wary travelers. And here's the thing! It's okay, because we all die one day!

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Was that a pep talk?

  Owen Darby : You have a heart condition?

  Ryan : I wouldn't know. I haven't been to a doctor in years.

• Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Why were you asleep?

  Micah : Ask Ryan.

  Ryan : I woke up at 4 AM and couldn't fall back to sleep.

  Micah : Yeah, so he decided to do all the loudest stuff known to man.

  Ryan : [in a flashback]  Well, these rock-hard plantains aren't going to eat themselves.

  Ryan : [in a flashback]  Time to fold this old tissue paper.

  Ryan : [in a flashback]  Now that they're folded, time to unfold them!

  [muffled screaming from Micah] 

  Ryan : [in a flashback]  Oh, man, is there a hole in my maraca blanket?

  Micah : Was the verbal commentary necessary?

• Vanessa : How did you get this meeting?

  Micah : We came in with your UberEats.

  Ryan : Clam chowder. It's very cold.

• Ryan : Enjoy fame, Arizona. When you meet Daniel Radcliffe, tell him that we're all attracted to him.

  Devin : [nodding]  We don't understand it.

• Owen Darby : All right, we've got $400 out of $4,000.

  Ryan : [singing to the tune of "Livin' on a Prayer"]  Oh, we're halfway there, ooh, math is not my strong suit.

• Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Devin and I donated plasma. Eight times each.

  Micah : They let you do that?

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : We were in disguise.

  Frank Butts : I don't care how sweaty you are. It's still not enough.

  Ryan : Where's Devin?

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : [delirious]  Devin's not here? Maybe she never was. You made her up, Zona. Yeah, you did.

  [pause] 

  Frank Butts : She should sit down.

• Micah : We can't do anything without Zona!

  Ryan : Yeah! Last week, I got my belt loop hooked on a coat rack, and she got me down.

  Devin : She's our producer.

  Owen Darby : Yeah. My visionary directing would be nothing without her grunt moose work.

• Joan : Sign this contract right now, and I will give you $2,000.

  Ryan : That's four times the amount we need!

  Micah : No math, Ryan.

• Ryan : I made $300!

  Owen Darby : Good glory!

  Micah : Ryan, your hands!

  Ryan : They're cool, right? I rubbed the fingerprints off!

  Micah : Oh, now you're a man of mystery!

  [Micah and Ryan high-five, then Ryan screams] 

• Ryan : How are we gonna find $4,000 in six hours? We're broke poor!

  Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : You don't have to say both. They mean the same thing.

• Owen Darby : We have to peddle our wares. Who has wares?

  Micah : Owen, you know we don't have any wares! We live in a ramshackle shanty house!

  Ryan : Shanty house slash office!

• Devin : Thanks for letting us live in your yard, you guys.

  Ryan : Of course!