Freelancers (TV Series)
Video Production Company (2019)
Natalie Madsen: Joan
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Quotes
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Joan : Did you see the gift basket we left you?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : I was too busy setting it on fire.
Joan : So you did see it?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : I... closed my eyes.
Joan : You were handling fire with your eyes closed?
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Joan : You have a gift, Zona! Something about the way you move makes people want doughnuts.
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Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : I'm running a video production company now.
Joan : Oh, that's right! Didn't you make a commercial for that janitor school? A commercial that sucked?
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Joan : And I can give you the Krispy Gold Card - unlimited doughnuts and liposuction for life.
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : [with Devin] No consequences...
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Joan : We'll give you $50,000 a year.
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : What?
Joan : Fine, $60,000!
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : What?
Joan : $70,000?
Devin : Keep saying 'what'!
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Joan : All of us saw you sign this. I can still argue that it's legally binding.
Owen Darby : Oh, really?
[eats the contract]
Joan : No!
Owen Darby : Why was that delicious?
Joan : We deep-fry our stationery.
Owen Darby : Oh, my.
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Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : Joan, how do you always know where I am?
Joan : Your tweets are extremely specific.
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Joan : Don't you miss the crowds chanting your name?
Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin : I was great. I played stadiums.
Joan : And now you're digging through a dumpster for food.
Devin : Hey! Our food dumpster's three blocks down, lady! Get your dumpsters straight! We're digging in this one for money, because we stabbed a guy. Heh.
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Owen Darby : No one wanted to buy my pants.
Joan : I'll buy your pants... except not. But I will buy you.
Owen Darby : I'm not for sale. Who are you? How much money? Sold!
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Joan : You wouldn't dare take on Krispy Kreme! We have so many lawyers, you wouldn't even... get it!