- Donny Carlson: My mom said I had a problem with authority figures.
- Detective Robert Goren: My mom said the same thing about me, it doesn't mean you're crazy.
- Donny Carlson: To me, the really crazy people are the ones who watch reality TV, hook up with people they meet online... but that's everybody, isn't it?
- Detective Robert Goren: [to a panhandler] Excuse me, sir. I have twenty dollars. I could use a brick like that.
- Captain Danny Ross: I know you're worried about your nephew's safety and mental health. I'm worried about yours.
- Detective Robert Goren: I'm fine. How are you?