Scrubs (TV Series)

My Identity Crisis (2007)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : Barbie, please stop lumping us in together. Tomorrow is my day off and I am joyous to have my place all to myself. You see, I'm a lot of things: I'm a Scorpio; a registered Independent; a foodie; a Parrothead; yes I do love that Jimmy Buffet, always have, always will; a leg man...

  Dr. Bob Kelso : A right bastard.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Thank you, Bob. But I can assure you the one thing I am not is...

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Straight?

  Dr. Perry Cox : Audience participation is now over. The one thing I'm not is lonely. Capisci?

• Dr. Perry Cox : Go to hell, Bob.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : I didn't even say anything.