So, what can possibly be said about Mr Massagy?
It's genre? Hard to nail down, essentially it's a dating simulator. Yep, it's one of those and a rather small one at that.
Made by the same people who brought us the incredibly embarrassing My Name Is Mayo (2016) this is a quirky but limited title.
You play a guy going on dates where you simply choose out of three text options, you must appease each girl if you want to get the desired three star rating. But of course since this comes from the twisted minds of Green Lava Studios things aren't that simple.
Your dates include a werewolf girl, a ghost, a literal cow, an alien, an anime pillow and a giant jar of mayo to name a few. That's right, you're at one point seducing mayonnaise!
It's quaint and it's certainly memorable, but the whole thing is over in no time. There is very little "Game", there is no difficulty curve and absolutely no replay value.
Mr Massagy is an experience certainly, but game? Hardly.
The Good:
Quite funny
Memorable stuff
The Bad:
Hard to get past how stupid it all is
Is over in a flash