- [Janet has accidentally blown up Glenn]
- Janet: That was not supposed to happen. I've never killed anyone before.
- Michael: No, don't worry. Demons can't die. He'll slowly re-form himself over a few months, passing through all the stages of demon growth: larva, slug monster, spooky little girl, teenage boy, giant ball of tongues, uh, social media CEO and then, finally, demon.
- Tahani Al-Jamil: Jason, how did you know that was Bad Janet?
- Jason Mendoza: Michael said there's nothing he could say that would make you realize he's really him, but Janet does have a thing she can say that does make me realize she is really not her.
- Eleanor Shellstrop: What?
- Jason Mendoza: I called Janet 'girl', but she didn't say "not a girl." The real Janet always says, "not a girl."
- [Bad Janet has been exposed]
- Bad Janet: Oh, I was just about to launch an idea where Tahani was gonna give herself an asymmetrical haircut.
- Tahani Al-Jamil: You monster!
- Bad Janet: Thank you!
- Eleanor Shellstrop: Of all the human stuff I've been able to experience in this neighborhood, nachos, number one, easy.
- Chidi Anagonye: Really?
- Eleanor Shellstrop: Yeah. I mean, salty, crunchy, cheesy, a little bit of a kick. Name one better thing humans have created.
- Chidi Anagonye: The Sistine Chapel?
- Eleanor Shellstrop: Pffft, paint on a ceiling.