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Chuck Bartowski : Uh, phone trouble again?
Sarah Walker : Uh, yeah. I'm not sure I'm able to receive calls, cause... I never got one from you.
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Ellie Bartowski : Aces, Charles. You're aces.
Chuck Bartowski : A dad quote. I'm impressed.
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[First lines]
Chuck Bartowski : Morgan, this is a bad idea.
Morgan Grimes : Well, we can't stay here, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski : I'm uncomfortable with the plan.
Morgan Grimes : Plan? What plan? This is survival.
[knock knock]
Morgan Grimes : It's her! We've been compromised. I'm a ghost!
Chuck Bartowski : Morgan, you can't leave me like this. You can't do this to me, man!
Ellie Bartowski : [opens bedroom door] Chuck? What're you doing?
Chuck Bartowski : Uhh, escaping?
Ellie Bartowski : From your own birthday party?
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Chuck Bartowski : [excitedly] I defused a real bomb! I defused a real bomb! I defused a real bomb!... What if I had been wrong?
[He almost gets physically ill]
Major John Casey : Don't puke on the C-4.
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Sarah Walker : Chuck, those pictures that you saw were encoded with secrets, government secrets. If you saw them, then you know them.
Chuck Bartowski : There were thousands of them.
John Casey : Wait a minute. You're telling me all of our secrets are in his head?
Sarah Walker : Chuck is the computer.
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Chuck Bartowski : [Sarah's dressed like a ninja, stealing his computer] Please, not the computer.
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Sarah Walker : Chuck, listen to me. Those men are from the NSA. They're here for you and they will hurt you.
Chuck Bartowski : Me? Why me? I'm nobody. I'm the supervisor of a Nerd Herd, at a Buy More. Maybe someday I'll be assistant manager, but I don't even know if I want that job.
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Chuck Bartowski : [after the super secret computer was downloaded into his head] Morgan, did you spike the punch?
Morgan Grimes : Something goes wrong you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?
[pause]
Morgan Grimes : Yes, I did.
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Chuck Bartowski : You mind driving?
Morgan Grimes : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you, are you, look it, are you being serious? You're gonna let me drive?
Chuck Bartowski : It's a company car, Morgan. It's not that big a deal.
Morgan Grimes : Whoa, whoa. It's not just a company car, okay? A hooptie's a hooptie, homeboy. I mean, this baby's sitting on chrome. Or plastic.
Chuck Bartowski : Do me a favor and stay off the 5, okay? Because the cops are in a phased deployment.
Morgan Grimes : Okay. Thanks for the tip, Ponch.
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Lester Patel : [looking at Chuck's destroyed hard drive] No, I've been through it. It's dead, it's totally fried. This hard drive was... murdered.
Jeff : What if you were the unwitting target of a ninja vendetta, and he returns tonight to strangle you with his nunchuks?
Chuck Bartowski : That's super, Jeff. Thanks for thinking outside the box on that one. And here I thought I couldn't get any more freaked out.
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Chuck Bartowski : [on the roof top, after flashing on the data downloaded into his head] Look, something's wrong with me. I don't know what, but something is very, very wrong with me. I'm remembering things I shouldn't know.
Sarah Walker : Talk to me, Chuck, like what?
Chuck Bartowski : I don't know. I don't know. Like there was a Serbian demolitions expert at the Large Mart today. Don't you think that's a little odd?
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Ellie Bartowski : [Chuck enters, sounding bored] Hey, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski : Ellie, captain. Don't freak out, remain calm. I have some news.
Morgan Grimes : [Morgan enters excitedly] Chuck's got a date!
Ellie Bartowski : [sitting up] What? *Who*?
Captain Awesome : Way to go, Chuck. That's awesome!
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Morgan Grimes : [sees Sarah entering the store] Stop the presses! Who is that? Vicky Vale!
Chuck Bartowski : Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Vale, Vickity Vickity, Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Va...
[sees Sarah and abruptly stops]
Sarah Walker : I hope I'm not interrupting.
Chuck Bartowski : Uh no, not at all. That's from-it's from Batman.
Sarah Walker : Because *that* makes it better?
Morgan Grimes : Ahh, Hi. Hey, I'm Morgan. And this is, uh, this is Chuck.
Sarah Walker : Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or, uh, Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck Bartowski : My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan Grimes : But they raised me as one of their own.
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Chuck Bartowski : Hi, Harry. We'll be back up and running in five minutes.
Harry Tang : Five minutes? Do you know what five minutes means in Buy More dollars?
Chuck Bartowski : I didn't realize we had our own currency.
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Chuck Bartowski : Thanks for my party. Your seven-layer dip? Tasted like eight.
Ellie Bartowski : Chuck, can I tell you something?
Chuck Bartowski : It really was eight layers?
Ellie Bartowski : Even though we may ask, no woman wants to hear about an old girlfriend. It's depressing, okay? Stanford was five years ago. You need to move on. It's time.
Chuck Bartowski : Do we have to have this conversation again? We've rehearsed it enough. Right. Well, I'll get over Jill tomorrow.
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Sarah Walker : You call him "Captain Awesome"?
Chuck Bartowski : Yeah, wait till you meet him. Everything he does is awesome. Climbing mountains, jumping out of planes, flossing...
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Chuck Bartowski : I'm a funny guy.
Sarah Walker : Clearly! Which is good cause I'm not funny.
Chuck Bartowski : Is that your big secret, by the way? Cause I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you.
Sarah Walker : Oh plenty, believe me.
Chuck Bartowski : And I was thinking she's either a cannibal or she's really not that funny... and I was pulling for cannibal because I've never met one before.
Sarah Walker : Uhh... not a cannibal.
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Chuck Bartowski : [sees general on TV] He's already here. He landed last night.
Anna Wu : Who's already here, Chuckles?
Chuck Bartowski : [flabbergasted] I... don't know.
