Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the Sandworm (2007)
Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski
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Quotes
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Laszlo : [pointing a gun at Chuck] I didn't kill anyone! I was framed!
Chuck Bartowski : Okay! Okay! I believe you! But FYI, you're kinda acting like a murderer.
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John Casey : You! What do I have to do to get timely intel out of you, Bartowski?
Chuck Bartowski : Look, I briefed Sarah last night, alright?
John Casey : [sarcastically] Oh, I bet you did, slugger.
Chuck Bartowski : I thought we're all suppose to be part of the same team here, huh, Team Chuck?
John Casey : We are, but I'm starting to feel like the guy that always gets picked last and I don't like feeling like Team Chuck's little fat kid!
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Angry Woman : Is there a trick to get some help around here?
Chuck Bartowski : Other then being charming and beautiful, no, ma'am.
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Big Mike : Tell me. What's the best part of being Buy More brass?
Chuck Bartowski : The power?
[Big Mike stares angrily, but doesn't answer]
Chuck Bartowski : The money? The ladies?
Big Mike : The medical. I couldn't give a rodent's behind about this job. But this...
[Points to his body]
Big Mike : My body is my temple. And I must treat it as such.
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Chuck Bartowski : [pinned down over bonnet of car, pistol in his face] Is that a water gun?
Laszlo : [gun pointed down at Chuck] No!
Chuck Bartowski : Cause I'm pretty sure it's dripping on my face.
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Captain Awesome : [wearing very revealing fig leaf outfit] Yo, Chuckster! Guess what I am?
Chuck Bartowski : You're... naked?
Captain Awesome : I'm Adam. You know, like Adam and Eve Adam. Wait till you see my snake.
Chuck Bartowski : I don't wanna - I don't wanna see your snake.
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Chuck Bartowski : Think about it. This is a desert island, Morgan. Mayonnaise simply doesn't fare well in the tropics.
Morgan : Oh, yeah, but define sandwich. 'Cause technically you can put anything between two slices of bread. For instance, could I bring a Jessica Alba sandwich to said desert island?
