Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami (2007)

Yvonne Strahovski: Sarah Walker

Quotes 

• Sarah Walker : [after Sarah kissed Chuck, and the bomb didn't blow up]  Okay, the good news is we're both still alive. The bad news is that right now this is a really awkward moment.

  Chuck Bartowski : It's not so awkward on my end.

  [Sarah looks at him] 

  Chuck Bartowski : I'm just saying...

• Sarah Walker : [seeing there's only a minute left on the timer]  Okay, Chuck, that's enough. Run. I'm going to try and stay and defuse it.

  Chuck Bartowski : No, I'm not leaving you here.

  Sarah Walker : Go. That is an order.

  Chuck Bartowski : No.

  Sarah Walker : [Points her gun at him]  I said go.

  Chuck Bartowski : [sarcastically]  Oh, I see. So you're gonna shoot me to prevent me from being blown up? That is a great plan.

  Sarah Walker : Why are you so stubborn?

  Chuck Bartowski : Actually, I consider this a rare moment of courage. I don't know where it's coming from, I guess you just bring out the worst in me.

• Chuck Bartowski : Of course. I get it. It's the old story, you know. Guy gets supercomputer in his brain, beautiful C.I.A. agent is sent to protect him and then she tells him, while under the spell of truth serum, that she's not interested. I get it. But for *me*, the emotional roller coaster is a little much, so I think I'd rather find something a little less common. Like say, I don't know, a, uh, a real relationship.

  Sarah Walker : Okay, Chuck. Well, if that's what you want, then I'm gonna have to sell it!

  [Starts tearing up] 

  Chuck Bartowski : You okay?

  [Sarah continues crying and leaves] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Sarah?

• Sarah Walker : Chuck, I want you to get as far away from here as possible.

  Chuck Bartowski : I'm coming with you.

  Sarah Walker : No. Chuck. You're not going anywhere near a live bomb.

  Chuck Bartowski : Do you know how to diffuse a bomb? Do you have an Intersect in your head? I didn't think so.

• General Diane Beckman : I don't like the idea of this break up at all. What the hell happened?

  John Casey : She got dumped.

  Sarah Walker : We decided that it would be best for Chuck to date a civilian. It will help secure his cover in the event that someone IDs me.

  John Casey : Yeah, because she got dumped.

• Sarah Walker : [Gives Chuck a pin shaped like an electric guitar]  This has an RK-7 mini-mike that works up to 20 feet. I want you to keep it as close to Stavros as possible.

  Chuck Bartowski : Are you kidding? Are you kidding me with this? I can't wear this. This looks ridiculous.

  John Casey : The alternative is we join you on your date.

  Chuck Bartowski : [Gives up]  Fine.

  [He wears the pin on his jacket's breast pocket] 

  Sarah Walker : [Opens a box that holds a tiny device]  Earwig.

  Chuck Bartowski : It never stops with you people, does it?

  John Casey : Aren't you forgetting something, Romeo?

  [Gives him a red rose] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Oh, of course. Let me guess. This is equipped with some kind of microscopic, infrared tracking device that determines her mother's communist affiliations?

  John Casey : No, idiot. It's so you can get laid.