Gossip Girl (TV Series)
A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (2008)
Taylor Momsen: Jenny Humphrey
Quotes
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Penelope : Hey Jenny.
Jenny Humphrey : Hi.
Hazel : Are you joining us?
Jenny Humphrey : Um...
[Blair walks up]
Blair Waldorf : What are you doing here?
Jenny Humphrey : I was just leaving.
Penelope : No stay. Blair given you can barely manage your own messy affairs surely your not in a position to tell anyone where they can and can't eat.
Blair Waldorf : Do you realize who you're talking to?
Hazel : You mean a self righteous b who always sat on her own high horse judging everyone else.
Penelope : Pregnant little hypocrite.
Blair Waldorf : Not that it's any of your business but I'm not pregnant.
Hazel : Nate must be thrilled.
Penelope : Chuck too.
Blair Waldorf : What are you talking about?
Hazel : The whole school saw them throwing down over your G-bass.
Penelope : The boyfriend and the best friend.
Hazel : Pretty classy.
Penelope : Consider yourself dethroned queen bee.
[Penelope and Hazel walk away]
Blair Waldorf : Jenny, is highly unlikely that I will ever forgive you for going to Nate but if you walk away from me now, I will also ruin you.
Jenny Humphrey : How are you gonna do that?
[Jenny walks off]
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Blair Waldorf : You're late.
[Jenny just came to meet Blair on the steps on the Met]
Jenny Humphrey : Yeah I know I had to drop off some books at the library, sorry.
Blair Waldorf : Could you do me a favor?
Jenny Humphrey : Anything.
Blair Waldorf : Move down a couple steps.
Jenny Humphrey : Ya know this whole hazing thing's getting a bit old don't you think be?
Blair Waldorf : First of all the hazing stops when I say it stops and for future reference only my friends call me B.
Jenny Humphrey : You know I'm actually gonna go. I have a lot of stuff to do before class.
Penelope : Jenny...
Blair Waldorf : Please she'll be back.
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Jenny Humphrey : [after Rufus spoke to Dan] Well, I've never seen you give up so easily.
Dan Humphrey : Will you not start with me?
Jenny Humphrey : Can you not be so easy to start with? Why are you taking his advice? He's old and alone.
Dan Humphrey : What?
Jenny Humphrey : Tell Serena again. Without the pregnancy scare. In a quiet, no-distractions kind of way. But then again, what do I know about romance, friends, or anything else?
Dan Humphrey : No, no, no. Actually, Jen, that's a very good idea.
Jenny Humphrey : Oh. Right.
[big smile]
Jenny Humphrey : What would you do without me?
Dan Humphrey : Promise me I will find out one day.
[she responds with taunting chuckle]
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Rufus Humphrey : I need to know how you and Jenny would feel if I went out tonight for a drink...
[exhales]
Rufus Humphrey : with a woman.
Dan Humphrey : Well, I guess I feel that you shouldn't wear that shirt or there will not be a second date.
Rufus Humphrey : Really?
Dan Humphrey : Really.
Rufus Humphrey : Really. Thanks. And now I guess I just have to ask Jenny then.
Dan Humphrey : [as Jenny enters] Good morning.
Jenny Humphrey : Hi.
Rufus Humphrey : Good morning, sunshine.
Jenny Humphrey : [spots that ratty shirt] Dad...! Where'd you get that shirt?
Rufus Humphrey : What's wrong with this shirt?
Jenny Humphrey : Nothing. As long as you don't plan to wear it out of the house.
Dan Humphrey : It's worse. He plans on wearing it on a date.
Rufus Humphrey : [uncomfortably] For drinks, if that's okay.
Jenny Humphrey : Whatever, it's awful.
Dan Humphrey : [to Rufus] I guess you have your answer.
Jenny Humphrey : The answer to what?
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Jenny Humphrey : [re Gossip Girl's blab on blog re Blair's bed partners] I saw it.
Nate Archibald : Yeah, Blair's gonna freak out. I mean, this is a total lie.
Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, of course it is.
[but looks down]
Nate Archibald : Jenny. I know you're friends with Blair. You'd never wanna do anything to betray her, but if you know something...
Jenny Humphrey : Oh, Blair was never really my friend.
Nate Archibald : So...?
Jenny Humphrey : So... yeah. There's something you should know.