- Chuck Bass: Boo.
- Jenny Humphrey: Let's play a game.
- Chuck Bass: Well, I'd say strip poker, but I don't have my cards.
- Jenny Humphrey: How about hide and seek? You hide, I'll seek.
- Chuck Bass: And how will you find me? I don't have any bread crumbs.
- Jenny Humphrey: Well, you can leave me a trail of your clothes.
- Chuck Bass: I have truly died and gone to heaven.
- Chuck Bass: Little Jenny Humphrey manages to get my pants off and have me not enjoy it. Quite the accomplishment.
- Blair Waldorf: Good thing someone else at the party was as lecherous as you or you'd still be up on that roof. And, no, I don't wanna know what you had to do to get that tux.
- Blair Waldorf: Who does this Dan Humphrey think he is? Serena is putting up a strong front, but I can see how hurt she is. We have to help her heal her heart.
- Kati Farkas: But it's pretty late notice.
- Isabel Coates: Most of the good ones are already taken.
- Blair Waldorf: No more excuses. Serena must have the hottest date ever. If he's got plans he'll change them. If he's got a girlfriend he'll dump her and if he's out of town he'll charter a G5 and fly home. Make it happen.
- Nate Archibald: Alright Chuck I'll see ya in the a.m.
- Blair Waldorf: No, you didn't find me by midnight. No happily ever after for you.
- Nate Archibald: Blair, I'm sorry.
- Blair Waldorf: All I wanted was for us to start over and you didn't even try.
- Serena van der Woodsen: So Kati mentioned something about a custom-made corset, and I hear there are wigs involved?
- Blair Waldorf: It's a masquerade. You have to conceal your identity, but I do have something special planned for Nate tonight. It's a game. It's a scavenger hunt. Nate starts the night with a clue which leads him to a lady-in-waiting, who gives him a clue to the next lady..
- Serena van der Woodsen: Wait, hold on, you have ladies now?
- Blair Waldorf: If he finds me before midnight when the masks come off, he can claim his prize.
- Serena van der Woodsen: And what's that?
- [Blair looks at her seductively and wiggles her eyebrows]
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, yeah, right. Sorry.
- Blair Waldorf: I just figured that after everything that's happened or hasn't happened, I should find some way to make it special.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Well, that's really romantic Blair, really. Look, um, if you don't want me to come tonight, I totally understand.
- Blair Waldorf: What? No, I want you to come, in fact I was hoping you'd be one of my ladies. Would you give Nate the last clue?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Are you sure you want me to?
- Blair Waldorf: Tonight is all about starting over. I trust you and him.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Well, then I would be honored to serve you, my queen.
- [the girls laugh]
- Blair Waldorf: Well, besides, you're bringing Dan, right?
- Serena van der Woodsen: I know him. A masked ball? Dan would never wanna go to something that pretentious where he has to wear a mask and a tux.
- Blair Waldorf: He likes you. He would wear a tux and a mask and one of my mother's dresses if it meant that he could go out with you. Come on, why are you worried that he already has a date? I mean, he is Dan Humphrey.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Shut up. I dunno, I guess a masked ball is better than a regular party because all those kids from school that he hates, he won't even recognize them.
- Blair Waldorf: Alright, invite him, I insist.
- Jenny Humphrey: Well, that's all of it.
- Blair Waldorf: Thank you so much. I don't know what I would've done without you.
- Jenny Humphrey: That's okay, yeah, it was fun.
- Blair Waldorf: I'm glad. It's all part of your education and it looks like you're learning. That's a nice bracelet. Vintage, right? The diamonds look real.
- Jenny Humphrey: That's cause they sort of are. The man at the store lent it to me.
- Blair Waldorf: Why would he do that? Oh, oh, sweetie, you didn't think you were gonna be able to come tonight, right?
- Jenny Humphrey: I thought, maybe... yeah.
- Blair Waldorf: Jenny, freshmen don't get to go to the masked ball. It's just tradition.
- Jenny Humphrey: No, I know, it's just that there were five dresses...
- Blair Waldorf: You always need backup. I mean, what if I spilled something or a zipper broke?
- Jenny Humphrey: Yeah,of course, I'll, I'll remember that. Have fun tonight.
- Blair Waldorf: I will, and don't worry, your time will come, I promise. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Call us old school, but sometimes the fairytale ending requires the knight to get off his ass and saddle up his steed.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] What was it we said about appearances? Yes, they can be deceiving. But most of the time, what you see, is what you get.
- Chuck Bass: [to masked Jenny, after witty dialogue] Beautiful and mean? I've got chills. Care to dance with a poor devil?
- Rufus Humphrey: [to Lily, after Bart shows up at a party with a much younger date] He doesn't appreciate everything you have over an attractive 25-year-old mannequin. 'Cause beauty fades, though yours has done a remarkable job holding on, and in the long run, it's gonna be his loss.
- Vanessa Abrams: So this Blair girl used you as her slave?
- Jenny Humphrey: No, I was her handmaiden.
- Vanessa Abrams: "Handmaiden" is Jane Austen for "slave."
- Dan Humphrey: I'm saving you.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [upset] I don't need to be saved.
- Dan Humphrey: Really? 'Cause I could see your eyes rolling to the back of your head from across the room.
- Lily van der Woodsen: [holding exotic beaded dress] Do you think Eleanor Waldorf will find this "night in Tangiers" enough?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Maybe if you brought a goat.
- Eleanor Waldorf: That's outstanding.
- Blair Waldorf: Is it a bong, Mother?
- Eleanor Waldorf: Please.
- Blair Waldorf: I didn't take you for a stoner.
- Eleanor Waldorf: It's a hookah and it is adorable. It's perfect for my Moroccan-themed party.
- Blair Waldorf: Why do you have to celebrate your Bendel deal by turning our penthouse into an opium den?
- Eleanor Waldorf: [shrugs] Why not?