Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Victor/Victrola (2007)

Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass

Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : Thanks for the lift home.

  Chuck Bass : You were... amazing up there.

• Blair Waldorf : You know, I got moves.

  Chuck Bass : Really? Then why don't you get up there.

  Blair Waldorf : [laughs]  I'm just saying, I got moves.

• Victrola Trannie : Who's that girl?

  Chuck Bass : I have no idea...

• Blair Waldorf : You really don't think I'll go up there.

  Chuck Bass : I know you won't do it.

  Blair Waldorf : Guard my drink.

• Chuck Bass : Nathaniel, your position in my esteem has been replaced by your voicemail. So Bart didn't go for Victrola, but it seems I've already bought the house out for tonight, and it's not a party without my people or any people. I'll see you there.

  [Chuck staggers and sits down on the ground] 

  Lily van der Woodsen : Long night?

  Chuck Bass : Alfonso made me an omlette, I may have washed it down with a bellini or two.

  Lily van der Woodsen : Father didn't go for your business proposal?

  [Chuck shakes his head no] 

  Lily van der Woodsen : Come on.

  [Lily helps him up] 

  Lily van der Woodsen : Let me help you.

  Chuck Bass : He was born poor, I was born loaded, but if the only way to impress him was if I started with nothing, then why doesn't he just take it all away?

  Lily van der Woodsen : Because he loves you. No good parent likes to see his child go without.

  Chuck Bass : I had the idea. I did the work. He tells me I can't be committed and he's the one screwing 25 year olds, when he's supposedly committed to you.

  Lily van der Woodsen : We're newly committed as recent as last week.

  Chuck Bass : I wonder why he was pawing some Asian chick in his limo yesterday.

  Lily van der Woodsen : How could I be surprised, really? Excuse me.

• Blair Waldorf : You want your Dad to invest in a strip joint. How midtown.

  Chuck Bass : A burlesque club. A respectable place where people can be transported to another time. And they can feel free to let loose. No judgment, pure escape. What happens at Victrola, stays at Victrola.

  Blair Waldorf : Well, it does have franchise potential. Chuck Bass! I do believe all your years of underage boozing and womanizing has finally paid off. Truly, I am proud!

  Chuck Bass : And you are my toughest critic. Well, second toughest.

• Chuck Bass : Nathaniel! Your position in my esteem has been replaced by your voice mail.