Women's Murder Club (TV Series)

Grannies, Guns and Love Mints (2007)

Paula Newsome: Claire Washburn

Quotes 

• [discussing the death of an old woman] 

  Claire Washburn : Nice vacation, good last meal, couple drinks on the plane, and you doze off during end-flight movie. Not a bad way to go.

  Cindy Thomas : I hope I go in my sleep.

  Jill Bernhardt : I want to go on top of Clive Owen. You die your way, I'll die mine.

  Lindsay Boxer : I don't want to die, period. Why are we even talking about this?

• Claire Washburn : Hello. To what do I owe the pleasure?

  Lindsay Boxer : I'm just checkin' in. They are not with me.

  [Claire looks at Jill and Cindy] 

  Claire Washburn : Oh, I guess this means I don't get to hear about your date?

• Claire Washburn : Nothing surprises me these days. Scratch that. Now the detective that just asked out Lindsay over a corpse, that surprised me.

  [everybody turns to Lindsay, who shrugs] 

• Claire Washburn : I didn't even know the damn thing was there until I felt it crunch under my shoe.

  Lindsay Boxer : Eww. Was it a finger?

  [Claire glares] 

  Lindsay Boxer : Well I don't know.