- Jeff: Where are we going?
- Kevin: Three words. Mex-i-co!
- Jeff: What if somebody thinks we killed him?
- Kevin: Relax, nobody would ever think we killed him.
- Secretary: Oh my god, you killed Mr. Teitelbaum!
- Kevin: Jeff, I love you like a brother.
- Jeff: Yeah, that's because Mom makes you.
- Jeff: Ha! I knew it. He's alright.
- Kevin: This suit is from Moores, what a cheap bastard.