- Teacher: Children, I'm so sorry, one of your mothers has just been killed in a car accident...who wants to guess whose mother it was for a sucker? Huh? Anyone? No? Alright I'll tell you what, whoever can guess who's mom it was correctly can have *anything* they want out of the goodie basket!
- Timothy: [timidly] Scott's mom?
- Teacher: No, it wasn't Scott's mom, but good guess though!
- Scotty: Phillip's mom?
- Teacher: No, Phillip doesn't have a mom anymore, remember?
- [mimes shooting herself in the head]
- Phillip: Timmy's mom?
- Teacher: No. Do you kids need a hint?
- Scotty, Phillip, Timothy: Yeah!
- Teacher: ...she'd been drinking.
- Scotty, Phillip, Timothy: JOEY'S MOM!!
- [joey starts to cry]