Breaking Bad (TV Series)
Crazy Handful of Nothin' (2008)
Raymond Cruz: Tuco Salamanca
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Quotes
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Tuco Salamanca : What's your name?
Walt : "Heisenberg."
Tuco Salamanca : Have a seat, Heisenberg.
Walt : I don't imagine I'll be here very long.
Tuco Salamanca : No? All right, be that way. It's your meeting. Why don't you start talking and tell me what you want?
Walt : $50,000.
Tuco Salamanca : [laughs] 50 G's! How do you figure that?
Walt : 35 for the pound of meth you stole and 15 for my partner's pain and suffering.
Tuco Salamanca : Partner...? Oh yeah. I remember that little bitch. So you must be daddy.
[laughs]
Tuco Salamanca : Let me get this straight: I steal your dope, I beat the piss out of your mule boy, and then you walk in here and bring me *more* meth?
[laughs]
Tuco Salamanca : That's a brilliant plan, ese.
No-Doze : Brilliant.
Walt : You got one part of that wrong.
[picks up the crystal on Tuco's desk]
Walt : This is not meth.
[Walt throws the crystal to the floor. An explosion blows out the windows on the second floor, glass shattering down to the street]
Tuco Salamanca : [coughing] ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?
Walt : [holds up a much larger packet] Wanna find out?
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Tuco Salamanca : [about Walter's explosive "meth"] Hey, what is that shit?
Walter H. White : Fulminated mercury. A little tweak of chemistry.
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Tuco Salamanca : That crystal that your partner brought me? It sold faster than ten-dollar ass in T.J. What say you bring me another pound next week?
Walter H. White : Money upfront.
Tuco Salamanca : All right, money upfront. Sometimes you got to rob to keep your riches. Just as long as we got an understanding.
Walter H. White : One pound is not gonna cut it. You have to take two.
Tuco Salamanca : Oralé.
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Tuco Salamanca : That crystal that your partner brought me it sold faster than ten-dollar ass in TJ.