Silver Spoons (TV Series)
Pilot (1982)
Joel Higgins: Edward Stratton III
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Quotes
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Louis Morgan : [Edward's accountant speaks slowly to make sure his client understands] All... your... money... is gone.
Edward Stratton III : Gone?
Louis Morgan : Gone.
Edward Stratton III : [he laughs] That's impossible. I'm rich. I was born rich. I'm gonna die rich.
Louis Morgan : Well, then you should have died yesterday.
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Ricky Stratton : Pleased to meet'cha... . I'm your son.
Edward Stratton III : Son? SON? Gee, I... yeah, but, but, but how? Ubbuh... When? Who?
Ricky Stratton : Evelyn... Your ex-wife, remember?
Edward Stratton III : How c'n we have a son? We weren't married that long.
Ricky Stratton : Well, it doesn't take that long.
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Edward Stratton III : This is my personal secretary, Kate Summers. Kate, this is, my -- my...
Ricky Stratton : Son.
Edward Stratton III : Son. His name is -- is...
Ricky Stratton : Ricky.
Edward Stratton III : Ricky.
Kate Summers : I -- I didn't know you had a son.
Edward Stratton III : Join the club.
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Edward Stratton III : [Edward is dressed as the Swamp Thing and enters Ricky and Derek's room] Ricky...
Ricky Stratton : Hi, Dad.
Edward Stratton III : How'd you know it was me?
Ricky Stratton : Swamp Things don't wear LaCoste shirts, Dad.
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Ricky Stratton : Dad, I don't want to go back to military school. Couldn't I stay here with you for a while?
Edward Stratton III : Well...
Ricky Stratton : I'm not expensive. I mean, it won't cost much to feed me. I don't eat a lot. I got a real small body.
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Ricky Stratton : [to Edward] You know, I've always tried to imagine what you look like. Whenever I asked Mom, she'd just show me a picture of a horse's rear end.
Edward Stratton III : Now see here... the temptation would be to insult your mother back. But I like to think I'm bigger than that. See, I take into account the fact that she's over 30 now, and that's 210 in dog years.
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Leonard Rollins : Edward. I want you to look at me
Edward Stratton III : Alrighty.
Leonard Rollins : Let me show you the concept of no more money. Leonard then pulls out both his pockets