Silver Spoons (TV Series)

Father Nature (1982)

Leonard Lightfoot: Leonard Rollins

Quotes 

• Edward Stratton III : [Leonard points out that he can't go skiing, because there's no snow]  C'mon, Leonard, they've got snow up in Canada. We could fly up to Banff.

  Leonard Rollins : Banff?

  Edward Stratton III : Yeah, it's a great ski resort.

  Leonard Rollins : I bet I know how it got that name. When skiers fall off a cliff, that's the sound they make when they hit bottom.

• Edward Stratton III : [Edward can't convince Leonard to go skiing with him]  C'mon, Leonard, you're being unreasonable.

  Leonard Rollins : Listen, I'm an indoor kinda guy. I was born indoors, I plan to die indoors. It's my contention that if God had meant for people to be outside, he wouldn't have given us windows.

  Edward Stratton III : If God had meant for people to be inside, why'd he give us thermal underwear?

  Leonard Rollins : Simple. So we can sleep with the windows open.