Burn Notice (TV Series)
Pilot (2007)
Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe
Quotes
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Michael Westen : I assume you got word about my situation?
Sam Axe : You know spies. Bunch of bitchy little girls. Good news for you, I'm a drunk and a washout already, so I can talk to whoever I want, burned or no.
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Sam Axe : Don't worry about him. I told him I'd give him fifty bucks to punch me in the face. That's all he had to hear.
Michael Westen : Yeah, I'd do it for twenty.
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Michael Westen : Working hard?
Sam Axe : Tanning is an art and a science, Mike.
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Sam Axe : [re: Fiona] You sure this is a good idea, you hooking up with her again?
Michael Westen : Okay, I'm not hooking up with her. I'm not, all right? I need her for tactical support.
Sam Axe : [laughs] Is that what they're calling it these days? "Tactical support"?
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[Michael is talking on his cellphone to Sam]
Sam Axe : You'll like this. I found out Vince is calling his Army buddies, trying to find out who you are.
Michael Westen : [laughing] Yeah, good luck with that. I don't even know.