The New Adventures of Batman (TV Series)

The Pest (1977)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

Quotes 

• Dick Grayson : Nice shot!

  Bruce Wayne : I was lucky to win that one, you're getting tough, Dick!

• Batman : Lets face it, Bat-Mite, you're a nice guy, but you're also a royal pain.

• Batman : Robin's Bat-Signal! Something's up, and it's going to be me, in the Bat-Gyro.

• Batman : Robin, zoom in on the professor's hand with camera three.

  Robin : I'm zooming.

  [spots a ring shaped like the Joker's face on the professor's finger] 

  Robin : Jumping jewelry, Batman! That ring, it's the Joker's!

  Batman : Let's clinch this car caper, Robin!

• Bat-Mite : Batman, you saved my life!

  [kisses the Caped Crusader, then jumps off his hand] 

  Batman : We all have our weak moments...

• Batman : [after defusing the experimental car before it could explode]  We have a lot of hot water here. Anyone for tea?

• Bruce Wayne : [playing an elaborate version of Pong with Dick]  Set point, Dickie boy. Service?

• Bruce Wayne : What's for dinner?

  Dick Grayson : What else? My specialty.

  Bruce Wayne : Not... peanut butter and sardine pie?

  Dick Grayson : That's the one!

• Dick Grayson : Are you really going to hold me to our bet?

  Bruce Wayne : I sure am. You're cooking all the meals for a whole week, my boy.