In Living Color (TV Series)

Anton and the People's Court (1990)

Damon Wayans: Various

Quotes 

• Anton Jackson : Excuse me, your majesty. As you can see, I do not have any representation. I tried calling Jacoby & Meyers, but they wanted a retainer, and I wasn't about to give up my jockstrap to nobody. So, I'd like to act as my own executioner on this here case.

• Redd Foxx : Hello Quasimodo, I need some welfare for my son.

  Aunt Esther : How did you get such a cute child, you old fish-bellied heathen?

  Redd Foxx : Don't touch him! He's allergic to animals.

• Aunt Esther : Something's fishy about this.

  Redd Foxx : You're smelling yo upper lip. Gimme the check, Godzilla.

• Anton Jackson : Objection, you honor! That's pure conjecture!

  Judge Wapner : Sustained

  Anton Jackson : [to audience]  I'm just as surprised as you.